A normal day at work...

Scenario; poor Brighton law student working her little ass off to make rent at Systemet in Sweden. Tired after a night of hard studies (yeah right, does Matrix Reloaded count?)

Girl: Hello
Customer (man): Hello there, I want to buy some wine but since the monters are gone I haven't really decided yet...
Girl: Oh, well...what do you have in mind, red...white wine? For a social occasion or to some food?
Man: I want a wine where the grapes have been stepped on by African negro feet.
Girl: ............

Some people....I'm speachless!